I refuse to let MY daughter be in a marching band....
I was at the parade with my daughters yesterday and there was a marching band. Really awesome tune they were playing, kinda reminded me of drumline. Kinda. But then they turned to the crowd, and the girls with the batons (who were wearing a bathing suit and stockings) Spread their legs, dropped their bodies down, knees bent, and started 'popping' their vaginas at the crowd. I made my little girls look the other way.
So yeah, no marching band for my girls.
Or maybe i just won't send them to an inner-city, ghetto high school.