She cursed like a freaking sailor. "Shit! I've had plenty of threesomes in my day! Hell! I'm glad I'm not fucking with anybody or else i won't be able to do fun shit! You know how guys are! " that freaked me out. She had a horrible orange tan and was wearing a sweatshirt with yoga pants.
I decided to go for it so I sit next to her and she smelled awful. Like weed and alcohol and fish. In the end, I told her to leave and dh and I sat there and laughed! It was just awful!