Dh and I are very sexually...free lol so we went on and found a girl for a threesome. The girl we met described herself as a blond bombshell. She said she was curvy and just an all around amazing person. She showed up and she was a bleached bond and her hair looked fried. Not only that! She was huge! I'm talking HUGE! The only curve on her was a circle. Not to be mean! But she said curvy. Not...Extra plus sized.
She cursed like a freaking sailor. "Shit! I've had plenty of threesomes in my day! Hell! I'm glad I'm not fucking with anybody or else i won't be able to do fun shit! You know how guys are! " that freaked me out. She had a horrible orange tan and was wearing a sweatshirt with yoga pants.
I decided to go for it so I sit next to her and she smelled awful. Like weed and alcohol and fish. In the end, I told her to leave and dh and I sat there and laughed! It was just awful!