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Anonymous
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who wants some? I'm bored and good at giving shitty advice... ask away! I will be sure to not solve any problem you have and even make it worse!

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:25 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:28 AM
My house is cold but I'm too lazy to get up and turn on the heater, help!
PEEK05
by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:29 AM

My ass hurts because I've been sitting here too long.  What should I do?

LucyMom08
by BS Intolerant on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:30 AM
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 I haven't pooped in 3 days.

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:30 AM
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Start a fire in your bed...you are sure to warm up then. If you have no matches or a lighter nearby, start calling up random men to come join you in bed for the body heat.

Quoting Anonymous:

My house is cold but I'm too lazy to get up and turn on the heater, help!



Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:31 AM


Duh! Start sitting on your head...

Quoting PEEK05:

My ass hurts because I've been sitting here too long.  What should I do?



lauraschatz
by Gold Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:31 AM
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PEEK05
by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:32 AM

I'll try that next.  Instead, I shifted my ass a little bit and so now it feels better! :)

Quoting Anonymous:


Duh! Start sitting on your head...

Quoting PEEK05:

My ass hurts because I've been sitting here too long.  What should I do?







Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:32 AM
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I'm a fat, bipolar, socially awkward lesbian single mother.

How do I find a date?

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:33 AM
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This one is a little risky, but fun. My suggestion is a beer enema. That's right, pump your rectum full of beer. You will shit and be drunk at the same time.


Quoting LucyMom08:

 I haven't pooped in 3 days.



nataliesmom2012
by Platinum Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:33 AM

I'm hungry but don't know what to eat

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