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"Bagina's" What's some cute/off the wall things your kids have blurted out?
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aimeegreen4ever
by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:30 AM
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Dh was in the bathroom picking his face, DS and I walked in so he could go potty and he asked me ”mom, what's he doing to his nipples?!” He meant pimples :)
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BrittSam2011
by Platinum Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:30 AM

I was breastfeeding my youngest and my oldest son came up and shouted BEEBOOS!!!

He mixes up the sounds in boobies. Lol He's 3 by the way.

melakay1981
by Platinum Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:32 AM
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My friends little boy (not really my story but I am using it anyhow because it was so funny) told me the other day that his birdcage hurt lol He meant ribcage

Junesmommy18
by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:35 AM
Thats too cute! My DD (about a week ago) thought ANYONE could BF babies. So when my LO (5 months) started the hunger cry, she told her Papi to "give her your boob!"

Quoting BrittSam2011:

I was breastfeeding my youngest and my oldest son came up and shouted BEEBOOS!!!

He mixes up the sounds in boobies. Lol He's 3 by the way.

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mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:35 AM
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I told ds5 me and him were going on a date. Dinner and a movie and he goes

Ds: mommy that's not a date

Me: yes it is

Ds: noooo I know you are kdding

Me: ok then what is a date?

Ds: when 2 people get married. Dhu!
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Junesmommy18
by on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:36 AM
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Cute!

Quoting mommysangelface:

I told ds5 me and him were going on a date. Dinner and a movie and he goes



Ds: mommy that's not a date



Me: yes it is



Ds: noooo I know you are kdding



Me: ok then what is a date?



Ds: when 2 people get married. Dhu!
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BrittSam2011
by Platinum Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:38 AM

Lmao. That's adorable! Oh my gosh. I would die laughing if one of my boys did that to their dad.

Quoting Junesmommy18:

Thats too cute! My DD (about a week ago) thought ANYONE could BF babies. So when my LO (5 months) started the hunger cry, she told her Papi to "give her your boob!"

Quoting BrittSam2011:

I was breastfeeding my youngest and my oldest son came up and shouted BEEBOOS!!!

He mixes up the sounds in boobies. Lol He's 3 by the way.


tossed
by Ruby Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:39 AM
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When my oldest turned one, we got a puppy. We thought an easy name for him to say would be Casey. Instead, he called the dog CaCa...EVERY DOG he saw caused a loud CACA. We live in Texas and EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE knows caca is shit. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:40 AM
When I was on my period I had really bad cramps and dd says "what's wrong mommy do you have crabs" lmao
mommysangelface
by Emerald Member on Mar. 17, 2013 at 1:41 AM
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One time(this is when I was bf) dh was complaining about something while we were in Walmart. Ds goes

Ds: daddy stop complaining

Dh: no Idont wanna ( then laughs)

Ds: mommy he complains more then turkey butt(baby's nickname)

Me: *giggle* yea I kno

Ds: mom give him boobie juice so he will stop like turkey butt



Needless to say 6 people overheard
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