Eating chicken makes kids gay, top Colombian model claims
Proving that being hot, crazy and voluble isn't just the province of American beauties like Jenny McCarthy. Colombian model Natalia Paris has decided to go public with her theory that eating chicken makes children gay. Paris based her theory on reports that claimed chickens are being injected with female hormones to speed up their growth, "which means that these 7-, 8-, 9- and 10-year-old children [who are eating chicken] are having their feminine hormones accelerated ... and are starting to become homosexual." Right. Worth noting that Paris never graduated from high school, so maybe we should take her scientific insights with a grain of salt.
Ok I have heard some really funny things but I think this tops the cake.