My 5 year old is the biggest pain lately. I'm starting I think it's her older siblings fault (she's the youngest of 5) this morning she asked for a cookie (we have a ton of fricken girlscout cookies still boo) I told her no we are not eating cookies at 830 in the morning maybe after lunch. So she starts whining and asking every 2 seconds again I say no and knock it off or she won't get any at all today. She looked right at me and said "I'll stop if you let me have a cookie" wtf!? But now that I think about it my 12 year old bribes her all the time I yelled at her this weekend because she wanted to watch something on TV so she told my 5 year old if you let me watch a show I will give you a dollar.
I look at the little turd and said "no I will not give you a cookie you will stop because I told you to and I don't negotiate with terrorists"
on Mar. 20, 2013 at 12:32 PM