My husband works second shift, he gets home at 1:00 in the morning, I have tried to leave him a meal but he wont eat it unless its cooked when he gets home. I am more than willing to cook for him, but he usually says, oh Ill just grab a little something, he eats dinner at work anyway. Last night was no different, in fact he said he wasnt hungry. I got up this morning to every dish we own in the sink, the kitchen covered a flour water paste, cornstarch all over the floor, and dry flour burnt on the nu wave oven, and stuck in my electric skillet! I have no idea what the hell he cooked, I cant find anything. It took me nearly 3 hours to get that kitchen clean. I had to get on my hands and knees to scrape the wet solidified cornstarch off of the floor, the flour and paste mixture had dried on everything including the walls and I STILL have dishes soaking I cant get the dried flour out of, its like cement! This isnt the first time he has made a mess like this either, he is king supreme of it, he can destroy a house in 2.2 seconds, but this takes the cake, I am so pissed, I want to hide all the dishes and plates tonight so he cant do it again, maybe I will, what would you do, bitch slap him?