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Penis Farts?!!! (a bit vulgar)

Anonymous
Posted by Anonymous
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When I sucked my husbands dick earlier, I felt some air hitting my tongue...I just ignored it, when I was finishing him, I took him out of my mouth and gave him a handjob then omg his dick was farting...WTF?!!! Like each thust it made a high pitched squeeking noise like a QUACKING DUCK but really fast, then when he came i swear it sounded like someone blew up a baloon and without tying it let it go. It was so bad and gross my hair was blowing back and the room began stinking and none of this is true but thought penis farts was a funny thoughts.

Now how many of us Queef?


(posted this before in a diff group, felt like doin it again)

*i wear yo grandads clothes"

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:30 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:34 PM
There are gonna be some who will say "I never queef" bc they think it'll make them seem nice and tight. Reality is, a penis thrusting in and out will introduce air and it has to be expelled. Whether it's "loud" & noticeable or just silently slips out..we ALL queef.
amberbamber0213
by on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:34 PM
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you are a special breed of stupid

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:34 PM

why thank you :)


Quoting amberbamber0213:

you are a special breed of stupid



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:35 PM

lol...i get so embarrassed if it happens during sex

Quoting Anonymous:

There are gonna be some who will say "I never queef" bc they think it'll make them seem nice and tight. Reality is, a penis thrusting in and out will introduce air and it has to be expelled. Whether it's "loud" & noticeable or just silently slips out..we ALL queef.



Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:35 PM

Ive queefed I'll admit it.

crashblossom
by on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:36 PM

This must be pregnancy but the run-on sentence confession of trolling has me in tears of laughter.

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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:36 PM

lol

Quoting crashblossom:

This must be pregnancy but the run-on sentence confession of trolling has me in tears of laughter.



alexsmomma06
by Platinum Member on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:36 PM

lol, If anyone has had sex, they've queefed, even if they don't want to admit it!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:37 PM

....i get the walking queefs...











haha jk

Quoting alexsmomma06:

lol, If anyone has had sex, they've queefed, even if they don't want to admit it!



JTE11
by Platinum Member on Mar. 20, 2013 at 11:37 PM

I'd bet everyone does but not everyone admits to it.

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