Penis Farts?!!! (a bit vulgar)
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When I sucked my husbands dick earlier, I felt some air hitting my tongue...I just ignored it, when I was finishing him, I took him out of my mouth and gave him a handjob then omg his dick was farting...WTF?!!! Like each thust it made a high pitched squeeking noise like a QUACKING DUCK but really fast, then when he came i swear it sounded like someone blew up a baloon and without tying it let it go. It was so bad and gross my hair was blowing back and the room began stinking and none of this is true but thought penis farts was a funny thoughts.
Now how many of us Queef?
(posted this before in a diff group, felt like doin it again)
*i wear yo grandads clothes"
lol...i get so embarrassed if it happens during sex
Quoting Anonymous:
There are gonna be some who will say "I never queef" bc they think it'll make them seem nice and tight. Reality is, a penis thrusting in and out will introduce air and it has to be expelled. Whether it's "loud" & noticeable or just silently slips out..we ALL queef.
This must be pregnancy but the run-on sentence confession of trolling has me in tears of laughter.
lol, If anyone has had sex, they've queefed, even if they don't want to admit it!
I think my husband's a sociopath