I needed a toothbrush because I have amazing boobs.
I shanked a pot head because I'm a pimp!
I ran naked with an easter egg because I'm gay
I needed a glass of milk because im sexy like that.
"Life,which you so nobly serve,comes from destructiopn,disorder and choas" -Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
I ate a bag of weed because I have a noodle in my nose.
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