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my son saw me and s.o. having sex TMI WARNING

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

okay so last night after several days of being kind of broken up (we've been together 3 years had a little difficulties but that don't really matter,)

we got back together, and of course had make up sex.

it was the most passionate full fledge fun sex we have ever had. 

we were all over each other. it was f*cking amazing.

Well i was going at my s.o. full force and she was about to c*m

at that moment we heard our son laugh. 

the lights were off, it was 5 am (he dont go to bed till 10 and doesnt wake till 9 or 10 am (hes 2 1/2 sleeps through the night)

our door wasnt shut nor was his, mistake i guess but he never wakes up so i wasnt concerned or even questioned whether he would come into our room at 5 in the morning!

instantly we froze and like gasped like oh shit. 

I wiped my hands clean and went and put him back to bed and shut both ours and his doors.

it was so embarrasing, i mean he has no idea what we were doing, i think he thinks we were tickling each other cause he said something about tickleing. 

but still embarassing none the less

has your kid ever walked in on you?

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 23, 2013 at 12:54 AM
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by Anonymous 11 on Mar. 23, 2013 at 1:19 AM

I was like oh no until I got to the lesbian part .throwing up

by Ruby Member on Mar. 23, 2013 at 1:20 AM
Yes, my now five year old was around three. He was hiding in our room and we heard him say, "Daddy don't put your weewee in there thst is nasty." We escorted him back to bed where he told him brothers' "Daddy stuck his weewee in mommy's butt!"
For the recorded he wasn't sticking anything in my ass.
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by Anonymous 9 on Mar. 23, 2013 at 1:26 AM

 LOL I wouldn't have cared if you were a guy. I think they should be allowed on this site. I know a few baby Mommy's who are guys. you stated "Well i was going at my s.o. full force and she was about to c*m" and I assumed you were a guy and you were driving into her really hard -

  I need to get laid! LMAO

by on Mar. 23, 2013 at 1:30 AM

Yikes! My husband would have flipped out and most likely gotten physical if another man caught us having seeks....especially if he thought the other man was trying to take 'peeks'!

Quoting Anonymous:

Rule of thumb was always "if the door is open, it is my daughters home so she doesn't have to knock" and sometimes ex DH forgets that the offer isn't extended to him as well. It was pretty embarrassing. And then, SO laid down on top of me to "cover me up" and started screaming at EX DH for trying to take peeks and he needed to get out. It wasn't pretty. 

Quoting Anonymous:

omg that had to have been so embarrasing, (funny none the less) i wouldve said umm ever heard of knocking lol

Quoting Anonymous:

Yep. And my ex husband. He brought her home early and never called. I forgot to lock the front door, so imagine mine and SO's surprise when my 3 year old DD comes running into my bedroom with SO ontop of me. Imagine our suprise when MY EX HUSBAND followed her. Oh yes...what a glorious moment it was..not really. 

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