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EVERYONE discriminates against US! You know you do >=|

Anonymous
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Where are all my orange people at?!  Spray tanners UNITE!  Im tired of people hating me because I look a little cheesy. I like my subtle Cheetos glow.  Youre just jealous that I can rock it and you go get skin cancer from a bed or in the sun. PSH! I love my self too much to get moles and wrinkles. 

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:10 AM
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phoebe81
by on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:11 AM

Oy, I saw my mother in law last night and she was getting pretty orangy-leathery...I had no idea how to tell her she looked ridiculous :/

OneToughMami
by Ruby Member on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:12 AM

USE BRONZER IT'S BROWN!

teal_phoenix
by on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:13 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:14 AM

 

Quoting OneToughMami:

USE BRONZER IT'S BROWN!

 WTF!  Why is BROWN better than my clemintine coloring?  SEE, shame on you.

teal_phoenix
by on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:14 AM
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kdloves.
by Gold Member on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:14 AM
Haaaaa.
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crumpy_gat
by No. on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:14 AM
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OneToughMami
by Ruby Member on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:15 AM


Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting OneToughMami:

USE BRONZER IT'S BROWN!

 WTF!  Why is BROWN better than my clemintine coloring?  SEE, shame on you.

Because...mozzarella sticks are brown!

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crumpy_gat
by No. on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:15 AM

Dammit you beat me to it lol

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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Mar. 24, 2013 at 3:15 AM
Lmao
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