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What's the grossest thing you've ever done?

Anonymous
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One time, I was in a clothing store that didn't have a bathroom, and they wouldn't let me use the employee bathroom. I had my one year old with me. I REALLY had to take a poop so I went into the changing room and pooped into a diaper and wiped with some wipes. Then I went out and threw the diaper away in the trash can in front of the store.  I even talked to my baby while I did it saying things like " yuck! you're stinky, lets get you changed!" while I did it in case anyone smelled it. That's definitely the grossest thing I've ever done, and I still can't believe I did it, but damnit I had to go, and there was no bathroom anywhere close! What's the nastiest thing you've ever done? 

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 24, 2013 at 8:46 PM
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by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 24, 2013 at 8:47 PM
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Hahahahaha nasty!!! Thank you so much, THIS is why I joined this group.

Thanks for making me a believer once again, you stanky biotch!!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 24, 2013 at 8:47 PM
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fucking ewww! LOL You probably made their store smell like shit. Literally. How did you even fit it into the diaper? I take massive dumps. It woulda sucked if you had surprise diarrhea!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 24, 2013 at 9:02 PM
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Sharon Osborne pooped in a box and sent it to an enemy in the mail....at least it's not that bad. :) 

Quoting Anonymous:

Hahahahaha nasty!!! Thank you so much, THIS is why I joined this group.

Thanks for making me a believer once again, you stanky biotch!!



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 24, 2013 at 9:03 PM
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Quoting Anonymous:

fucking ewww! LOL You probably made their store smell like shit. Literally. How did you even fit it into the diaper? I take massive dumps. It woulda sucked if you had surprise diarrhea!


It wasn't very big. Not much bigger than my baby's would have been. I guess I don't take very big poops.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Mar. 24, 2013 at 9:09 PM
I was walking on our greenway. There is one bathroom for 10 miles of greenway. I could not make it to the bathroom but thought I could get off and make it to Krystals. However I didn't quite make it LOL. I ended up wrapping those panties up and throwing them away in their bathroom. I went commando until I got back to my car LOL.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 24, 2013 at 9:21 PM



Quoting Anonymous:

I was walking on our greenway. There is one bathroom for 10 miles of greenway. I could not make it to the bathroom but thought I could get off and make it to Krystals. However I didn't quite make it LOL. I ended up wrapping those panties up and throwing them away in their bathroom. I went commando until I got back to my car LOL.


You peed in them?? Or pooped? 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 24, 2013 at 9:47 PM

Bump. 

elites2012
by Member on Mar. 24, 2013 at 9:49 PM
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to me this was justified.  yes it stunk, but it was WAY better than pooping on yourself.   that to me was quick thinking. 


Quoting Anonymous:

One time, I was in a clothing store that didn't have a bathroom, and they wouldn't let me use the employee bathroom. I had my one year old with me. I REALLY had to take a poop so I went into the changing room and pooped into a diaper and wiped with some wipes. Then I went out and threw the diaper away in the trash can in front of the store.  I even talked to my baby while I did it saying things like " yuck! you're stinky, lets get you changed!" while I did it in case anyone smelled it. That's definitely the grossest thing I've ever done, and I still can't believe I did it, but damnit I had to go, and there was no bathroom anywhere close! What's the nastiest thing you've ever done? 



Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Mar. 24, 2013 at 9:50 PM
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I had to poo on a walk with my hubby. We were on a bike trail and it was a complete emergency! I had to squat behind some bushes near a creek and then use his shirt to wipe. Left it there. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Mar. 24, 2013 at 9:50 PM
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