Last night DH and I were laying in bed talking. Just normal conversation. No arguing or anything. Then I said "Shh... I hear something" and I was listening because I thought I heard a weird noise. He says "Shut the fuck up." Out of nowhere. No reason. I didn't do anything to him to deserve that. I was so shocked and pissed that I slapped him on the arm. He got mad and went and slept on the couch and now he is calling me abusive. He says he wasn't serious when he said that... that it was just a joke. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I told him he is lucky he didn't get slapped in the face for talking to his wife like that. He didn't say it in a joking way at all and even if he wasn't serious... you just don't say that!