What is your gross story about your little one?
This morning, I am getting ready for work and getting my 8 month old ready for the sitter. I put him on the changing table and take off his diaper, notice his bottom is a little red, so I buckle him on the table and run to the living room to grab the Desitin.
Come back in and notice a little turd ball in the crack of his butt. As soon as I am thinking "oh no, he's constipated," he projectiles shit EVERYwhere...walls, table, changing pad!! O.M.G!! I'm sure the look on my face was priceless.
Once I got over the shock of the shit that just went down, I wipe him off, put him on the floor to start wiping off the walls and table. Run to throw the shit in the trashcan. Yea... come BACK into the room to find MORE shit on the floor, the dog licking it up (gag), and the baby pulling wet wipes out all over the room!!
Needless to say, I did not need coffee to wake me up this morning! I cannot believe I didn't throw up, lol!