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Stuttering Kitten

Posted by on Mar. 28, 2013 at 11:02 AM
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THE STUTTERING KITTEN FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...
YOU NEVER KNOW.

A teacher is explaining biology to her third grade students. 

She says, "Human beings are the only animals that stutter."
A little girl raises her hand, saying, "I had a kitty cat who stuttered."

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew It, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"

The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been scary,"
The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!"
The teacher had to leave the room.

by on Mar. 28, 2013 at 11:02 AM
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by Kandy on Mar. 28, 2013 at 11:04 AM
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