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Memorable Dr's office visit. *EDIT*

Anonymous
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I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn’t have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn’t going to be able to make the full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I’m sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.
I was a little surprised when the doctor said, “My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven’t we?” I didn’t respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal .. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, “Mommy, where’s my washcloth?”

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, “No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.”

Never going back to that doctor again……….. never.


EDIT


i had this on my timeline on Facebook. I thought I would share. I didn't claim this was my story. I didn't think about it when I posted it. Sorry to cause an uproar. Just sharing a laugh

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 29, 2013 at 1:32 AM
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phoebe81
by Silver Member on Mar. 29, 2013 at 1:33 AM

Yeah, I've read this joke before too. Actually, I read it a day or two ago on Reddit. Pretty funny.

katieross
by Silver Member on Mar. 29, 2013 at 1:35 AM
Ahhaha best post I've ever seen on cafemom!! Haha sorry that happened to you tho.. Ah, being a mom eh lol :)
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HotMomma2622
by Gold Member on Mar. 29, 2013 at 1:35 AM
Lol . I love it
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 29, 2013 at 1:39 AM

Oldie but good one. 

http://www.divinecaroline.com/entertainment/washcloth

Is one of the many sites with that same exact story, word for word.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 29, 2013 at 1:40 AM


Maybe she was reposting it and not claiming it as her own, and what pic do you want, pic of her sparkly vagina? Because we all document our whole life in pictures, Im sure she squatted and took a pic of her vagina!

Quoting Anonymous:

Pics or you stole it and reprinted as your own. 



Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 29, 2013 at 2:26 AM

I got this off my Facebook. And thought I would share

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 29, 2013 at 2:27 AM


I got this on my timeline tonight and thought I would share

Quoting katieross:

Ahhaha best post I've ever seen on cafemom!! Haha sorry that happened to you tho.. Ah, being a mom eh lol :)



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