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My tiny panooch is really sore. TMI

Anonymous
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My husband and I have been together for 17 years.  In a typical week, we have sex once or twice.  So far this week, Monday to Friday, we have had sex seven times.  He quit smoking and I think his drive is really up because of it.  I am enjoying the benefits, but I think I am going to have to cut him off for the rest of the weekend so I can heal a little bit.  Any ideas on how to relieve this?

Posted by Anonymous on Mar. 30, 2013 at 12:43 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Mar. 30, 2013 at 4:43 AM
I have no idea but good luck!
saralovely129
by on Mar. 30, 2013 at 4:46 AM

Ibuprofen !?

Supervane
by Ruby Member on Mar. 30, 2013 at 4:46 AM
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Your panooch is tiny? You sure it's not average sized
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by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 30, 2013 at 4:47 AM

My husband does that, and I am thinking please no more! Lol. I love it, but damn. Just sitting, maybe a warm bath, and honestly, massaging down there seems to help, but taking a couple of days off seems to be the magic. 

Mrs.Pedro
by Platinum Member on Mar. 30, 2013 at 4:47 AM
Taking it easy is all I know. Just give it a day or two of rest by doing other fun things :)
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 30, 2013 at 4:47 AM


Quoting Supervane:

Your panooch is tiny? You sure it's not average sized

I'm thinking that was a figure of speech. Lol

I mean, but who knows what average is for a vagina. They stretch and tighten so vastly, it would be hard to say...

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Mar. 30, 2013 at 4:48 AM


Quoting saralovely129:

Ibuprofen !?

Yes, actually this helps too. 

Supervane
by Ruby Member on Mar. 30, 2013 at 4:49 AM
Maybe but it was to much to resist and not "poke"fun


Quoting Anonymous:


Quoting Supervane:

Your panooch is tiny? You sure it's not average sized

I'm thinking that was a figure of speech. Lol

I mean, but who knows what average is for a vagina. They stretch and tighten so vastly, it would be hard to say...


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by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Mar. 30, 2013 at 7:45 AM

It's actually from a parody song by Carlos Mencia called, "It's Hard Out Here For A Midget Whore".  Personally, my vagina is average, the line just makes me giggle and I thought it would make a fun title for my post.

Quoting Supervane:

Your panooch is tiny? You sure it's not average sized


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