"Why is there a homeless man on the couch? No, wait. Thats my husband!"
My husband's job gave him a week off of work. So starting today he decided he was going to be a bum. Luckily are daughters are with my parents for their spring break so there would have been chaos. I went to work today around 9:00 am and he was still sleeping. Usually he off to work by now. So anyway, I am at work and I called him during my lunch break which is around 1 to see how he is. He told me he was sitting on couch playing on his Xbox. I said to myself " well he is enjoying his time off. I came back a half hour ago after work and going to the store to pick up somethings and I see my husband on the couch looking like a bum still playing his Xbox in his boxers. There is a huge mess in the kitchen and the living room. There were dishes in the sink, bags of chips, beer bottles and a pizza box on coffee table and floor. Also I can tell he didnt shower. All I can say to myself after seeing him is "Good Grief"
Is your husband like mine on his day off?