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OMG! A DINGO ATE MY BABY!

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 Now that I have your attention, I have a few questions.

What's the point of all these stupid fad diets? These things never work. There is 1 formula to weight loss, that's it. Reduce the calories you take in and increase the calories you burn. Why is this not enough for people? There is no quick fix or magic pill or special diet that will lead to a healthier life. You eat right, exercise and drink water. And quit wasting your money, like on those stupid wrap things. Pyramid schemes anyone? These people prey on the gullible and lazy.

 

And no, I'm not talking to all of you special medical cases out there. Although I may be speaking to the wind, I temporarily forgot that the majority of CM has a "medical reason".

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:04 AM
Replies (31-40):
BeAmour
by Tonya on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:46 AM
Oh man!

You put in the HARD, HARD work and absolute dedication (lmao, glad I caught that autocorrect that put deification) and you will get results.

You cannot drink shakes all of your life, you cannot take a weight loss pill all of your life. You need a do a total overhaul of how you think of food. Moderation is the key. I work out HARD and eat what I want. I eat my ice cream, my cake, my "junk food", the key is to find a balance. I don't allow what I call "mindless food" in the house, meaning, something you can mindlessly munch on like chips.

I'm tired of hearing about all of these "healthy" alternatives to hard work and watching what you eat. Put in the damn work.
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paganmommy4
by on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:46 AM

Then you arent very well educated on what we really are then

It is a MLM and the distributors get a 73% return from their upline

I just made $500 my first week

My mentor just made millionaire team

My sideline just made 3 cut millionaire team

Next month ill make supervisor

Because it works and were a 8 billion dollar company

Are in 88 countries 

Quoting Anonymous:

 Oh geez. It's a gimmick and it's crap. You are sucked into a pyramid scheme (excuse me, multi-level marketing scheme) and you are the exact thing my OP is railing against.

Why do you advocate this crap?

Quoting paganmommy4:

Im not going to be in here stating how much we all made from what we do and since mostly CMer's would rather call us a pyramid scheme and not actually want to have a job that pays good money

Anyways our Shakes are called F1 ( formula one complete meal replacements)

The 3/2/1 Plan is

Three multivitimins, two cell activators

Two Healthy smoothies with soy milk or water and fruit and ice and two scoops of F1 and one healthy meal.

Plus the weight loss challenge

And you can still have the bad foods once in awhile

Quoting Anonymous:

 What does that mean?

Quoting paganmommy4:

You want info I can give it to you, as far as knowing what we make youve got to be a part of my downline

Quoting Anonymous:

I can't find any information about this.

Quoting paganmommy4:

No, there is formula 1 called F1, its not a fad diet. Its medically proven to work Our doctor even has a nobel prize.

Moderation not elimination

And my company is not a pyramid scheme by far

We even have a legal department to make sure our company meets the legal requirements to enter into another country

My side line just made third cut for millionaire team

I just made $500 this week and thats from getting 25% of my profit

People dont want it so they dont get it







Pagan, Pro-choice, Pro-vaxing, Pitbull Advocate
sheymann
by Gold Member on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:49 AM

"Dingos ate my Baby" was the name of one of the character's band.


Quoting mom2bell:

Buffy? That's a quote from Meryl Streep.

Quoting sheymann:

Did you watch Buffy? It made me think of Buffy.

OP, there are "magic pills" but they are so bad for you idk why anyone would put that in their body.



Quoting ms.sophsmom:

All i have to say is that your title gave me a wave of deja vu... Weird.






Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:50 AM

 Sweetie, I said it was MLM, did you read my comment?

By the way, just what exactly do you think MLM is?

Quoting paganmommy4:

Then you arent very well educated on what we really are then

It is a MLM and the distributors get a 73% return from their upline

I just made $500 my first week

My mentor just made millionaire team

My sideline just made 3 cut millionaire team

Next month ill make supervisor

Because it works and were a 8 billion dollar company

Are in 88 countries 

Quoting Anonymous:

 Oh geez. It's a gimmick and it's crap. You are sucked into a pyramid scheme (excuse me, multi-level marketing scheme) and you are the exact thing my OP is railing against.

Why do you advocate this crap?

Quoting paganmommy4:

Im not going to be in here stating how much we all made from what we do and since mostly CMer's would rather call us a pyramid scheme and not actually want to have a job that pays good money

Anyways our Shakes are called F1 ( formula one complete meal replacements)

The 3/2/1 Plan is

Three multivitimins, two cell activators

Two Healthy smoothies with soy milk or water and fruit and ice and two scoops of F1 and one healthy meal.

Plus the weight loss challenge

And you can still have the bad foods once in awhile

Quoting Anonymous:

 What does that mean?

Quoting paganmommy4:

You want info I can give it to you, as far as knowing what we make youve got to be a part of my downline

Quoting Anonymous:

I can't find any information about this.

Quoting paganmommy4:

No, there is formula 1 called F1, its not a fad diet. Its medically proven to work Our doctor even has a nobel prize.

Moderation not elimination

And my company is not a pyramid scheme by far

We even have a legal department to make sure our company meets the legal requirements to enter into another country

My side line just made third cut for millionaire team

I just made $500 this week and thats from getting 25% of my profit

People dont want it so they dont get it

 


 


 


 

GirlWSemiAuto
by on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:51 AM
That means you need to be part of her pyramid.

Quoting Anonymous:

 What does that mean?


Quoting paganmommy4:


You want info I can give it to you, as far as knowing what we make youve got to be a part of my downline


Quoting Anonymous:


I can't find any information about this.


Quoting paganmommy4:


No, there is formula 1 called F1, its not a fad diet. Its medically proven to work Our doctor even has a nobel prize.


Moderation not elimination


And my company is not a pyramid scheme by far


We even have a legal department to make sure our company meets the legal requirements to enter into another country


My side line just made third cut for millionaire team


I just made $500 this week and thats from getting 25% of my profit


People dont want it so they dont get it


 




 

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mom2bell
by Gold Member on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:51 AM
Ahhhh. Guess the line is timeless

Quoting sheymann:

"Dingos ate my Baby" was the name of one of the character's band.



Quoting mom2bell:

Buffy? That's a quote from Meryl Streep.



Quoting sheymann:

Did you watch Buffy? It made me think of Buffy.

OP, there are "magic pills" but they are so bad for you idk why anyone would put that in their body.




Quoting ms.sophsmom:

All i have to say is that your title gave me a wave of deja vu... Weird.








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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:52 AM

 Thank you! It's ridiculous, people always want something for nothing.

And now my post has turned into spamming your pyramid scheme :/ I hate that shit. It's ripping people off legally. That's it.

 

Although the one trying to argue that she's NOT stuck in a pyramid is kind of funny.

Quoting BeAmour:

Oh man!

You put in the HARD, HARD work and absolute dedication (lmao, glad I caught that autocorrect that put deification) and you will get results.

You cannot drink shakes all of your life, you cannot take a weight loss pill all of your life. You need a do a total overhaul of how you think of food. Moderation is the key. I work out HARD and eat what I want. I eat my ice cream, my cake, my "junk food", the key is to find a balance. I don't allow what I call "mindless food" in the house, meaning, something you can mindlessly munch on like chips.

I'm tired of hearing about all of these "healthy" alternatives to hard work and watching what you eat. Put in the damn work.

 

BeAmour
by Tonya on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:52 AM
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Omg not soy!!!!

People have got to stop being sucked into soy being the go to.


Quoting paganmommy4:

Im not going to be in here stating how much we all made from what we do and since mostly CMer's would rather call us a pyramid scheme and not actually want to have a job that pays good money

Anyways our Shakes are called F1 ( formula one complete meal replacements)

The 3/2/1 Plan is

Three multivitimins, two cell activators

Two Healthy smoothies with soy milk or water and fruit and ice and two scoops of F1 and one healthy meal.

Plus the weight loss challenge

And you can still have the bad foods once in awhile

Quoting Anonymous:

 What does that mean?


Quoting paganmommy4:


You want info I can give it to you, as far as knowing what we make youve got to be a part of my downline


Quoting Anonymous:


I can't find any information about this.


Quoting paganmommy4:


No, there is formula 1 called F1, its not a fad diet. Its medically proven to work Our doctor even has a nobel prize.


Moderation not elimination


And my company is not a pyramid scheme by far


We even have a legal department to make sure our company meets the legal requirements to enter into another country


My side line just made third cut for millionaire team


I just made $500 this week and thats from getting 25% of my profit


People dont want it so they dont get it








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Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:53 AM

 Ahh, thank you. I was like 'wtf is downline?'

Quoting GirlWSemiAuto:

That means you need to be part of her pyramid.

Quoting Anonymous:

 What does that mean?


Quoting paganmommy4:


You want info I can give it to you, as far as knowing what we make youve got to be a part of my downline


Quoting Anonymous:


I can't find any information about this.


Quoting paganmommy4:


No, there is formula 1 called F1, its not a fad diet. Its medically proven to work Our doctor even has a nobel prize.


Moderation not elimination


And my company is not a pyramid scheme by far


We even have a legal department to make sure our company meets the legal requirements to enter into another country


My side line just made third cut for millionaire team


I just made $500 this week and thats from getting 25% of my profit


People dont want it so they dont get it


 




 

 

ChelseySpelsey
by Silver Member on Apr. 3, 2013 at 1:53 AM
Hey don't knock the skinny wraps! Those things really suck you in. Lol they're not intended to make you lose weight, just inches - and they really work!!
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