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"Mom... dad... I'm pregnant. I'm not having sex, I promise! I'm still a virgin! God is the father. He put this baby in my uterus to save the sinful souls all of mankind by dying nailed to two pieces of wood in about 30 years."
What would you think if your 15 year old daughter told you that story?
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on Apr. 3, 2013 at 2:21 AM
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on Apr. 3, 2013 at 2:23 AM
I would think she is full of it. These days though, there are ways to prove it.
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on Apr. 3, 2013 at 2:23 AM
I would think she has lost her mother fuckin mind.
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on Apr. 3, 2013 at 2:32 AM
Hi Heidi, my name is Kelly Rippa! Nice to meet you!
Quoting Anonymous:
I just wonder who Mary met during those unaccounted-for 3 months. She went away and came back pregnant with "God's child"? Suuuurrrreeee. And I'm Heidi Klum.

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on Apr. 3, 2013 at 2:35 AM
Yeah, I believe that as much as I believe my 16 year old goes and locks himself in his room in the middle of the day to "study."
Quoting Anonymous:I just wonder who Mary met during those unaccounted-for 3 months. She went away and came back pregnant with "God's child"? Suuuurrrreeee. And I'm Heidi Klum.
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- .Elena
on Apr. 3, 2013 at 2:21 AM