The "Virgin" Mary

[.Elena]

Quote:

"Mom... dad... I'm pregnant. I'm not having sex, I promise! I'm still a virgin! God is the father. He put this baby in my uterus to save the sinful souls all of mankind by dying nailed to two pieces of wood in about 30 years."

What would you think if your 15 year old daughter told you that story?

[Anonymous 1]

You can only use that lie once. I'll admit it was a good one.

[Xanbuttsmom]

I would think she is full of it. These days though, there are ways to prove it.

[outtamymynd]

I would think she has lost her mother fuckin mind.

[Anonymous 2]

She's lying because the world only needed one Savior.

[Anonymous 3]

I just wonder who Mary met during those unaccounted-for 3 months. She went away and came back pregnant with "God's child"? Suuuurrrreeee. And I'm Heidi Klum.

[GwenGray]

I'd tell her that there is only one savior, and he's already died on the cross for our sins. And then deal with the pregnancy how ever she sees fit. Meaning adoption or keeping the baby. 

[BeAmour]

That

[Aprilaaw85]

 Hi Heidi, my name is Kelly Rippa! Nice to meet you!

Quoting Anonymous:

I just wonder who Mary met during those unaccounted-for 3 months. She went away and came back pregnant with "God's child"? Suuuurrrreeee. And I'm Heidi Klum.

 

[.Elena]

Yeah, I believe that as much as I believe my 16 year old goes and locks himself in his room in the middle of the day to "study."

Quoting Anonymous:

I just wonder who Mary met during those unaccounted-for 3 months. She went away and came back pregnant with "God's child"? Suuuurrrreeee. And I'm Heidi Klum.

[Mrs.taub]