This was our conversation today:
ME: "If you could have a really big penis, or a really big brain, which would you choose?"
DH: "Well, what the hell would I do with a really big brain?!"
ME: >.< "Use it to make us money, of course! Get an awesome job! Whiz through college! What would you do with a really big penis that's different from now? The same thing, it would just be bigger. Lol."
DH: "Hmm, I didn't think about what I could do with a really big brain."
ME: "This is exactly why you need the really big brain." Lmao.