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went swimming with dolphines, and now im scared.....please help!

Anonymous
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me and my dh went on vacation and went swimming with dolphines. well, dh went off on his own and left me alone behind the boat. there was this dolphine who seemed very curious about me, so i just kind of hung out. out of nowhere, this thing attacked me, i think it raped me, and now im scared im pregnant. 

i knew i shouldn't have worn a bikini, but it was soooo hot. 

i haven't told my dh. he'll leave me because he'll think i cheated on him again. i can't have him leave me! i love him so much. how do i tell my kids im giving birth to a dolphone baby??? will it have human eyes? arms? legs? oh god! please help!

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM
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Jubileee
by Silver Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM
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Dafuq did I just read?
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allycally
by Platinum Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM
Lol
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beckylynn486
by on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM
Lmao
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Hannahluvsdogs
by Ruby Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM
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Lame troll is lame.

ChristinaR
by Bronze Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM
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ROLMFAO, I HOPE YOU  ARE A FREAKING TROLL, PREGNANT BY A DOLPHIN, good lord what ever you are on, stop smoking it

 

jessimicuh
by Gold Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:41 PM
You're ridiculous.. Must be extremely bored.

Dolphins*
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brittney28
by Brittney on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:42 PM
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teri4lance
by Platinum Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:42 PM

LMAO

obvious troll is obvious. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:42 PM
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Where do you think mermaids come from!
nonnarae
by Silver Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:42 PM
Funny shiz right there lol
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