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went swimming with dolphines, and now im scared.....please help!

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

me and my dh went on vacation and went swimming with dolphines. well, dh went off on his own and left me alone behind the boat. there was this dolphine who seemed very curious about me, so i just kind of hung out. out of nowhere, this thing attacked me, i think it raped me, and now im scared im pregnant. 

i knew i shouldn't have worn a bikini, but it was soooo hot. 

i haven't told my dh. he'll leave me because he'll think i cheated on him again. i can't have him leave me! i love him so much. how do i tell my kids im giving birth to a dolphone baby??? will it have human eyes? arms? legs? oh god! please help!

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Replies (181-190):
DarksMama
by Gold Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 11:29 PM

LMMFAO

Anastacia1988
by on Apr. 5, 2013 at 11:30 PM
Dolphins have tried to mount a male friend of mine ... And no they can't impreginate you...I asked
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PISCIS29
by Gold Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 11:31 PM
Beats the hell out of me.

Quoting Jubileee:

Dafuq did I just read?
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Annettey19
by Gold Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 11:31 PM

I think you need Yahoo Answers...

hello_kitty25
by Platinum Member on Apr. 5, 2013 at 11:32 PM
Omg this is the funniest troll story Ive ever heard!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 24 on Apr. 5, 2013 at 11:36 PM

D-O-L-P-H-I-N. There is no E on the end!!

Dinimon
by NoCookiesForYou on Apr. 5, 2013 at 11:48 PM
Welcome. :)
Anytime you need to wake up a kid, shoot me a message, LOL.


Quoting momoftwoboys12:

I'm laying in bed and I just busted out laughing at this. Thanks for making me wake up my kid lol :)




Quoting Dinimon:

Hm... Be prepared for an extremely more than usual birth?


Congrats on the dolphin.


Will the baby shower be water theme?

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ChristinaR
by Bronze Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:19 AM

 hhhhh yea, suuuuuuureeee your not...liar

Quoting Anonymous:

im not smoking anything! drugs are bad. how do i explain this to my kids?

i dont need a 9th kid, let alone one who will have fucking gills!

Quoting ChristinaR:

ROLMFAO, I HOPE YOU  ARE A FREAKING TROLL, PREGNANT BY A DOLPHIN, good lord what ever you are on, stop smoking it

 

 

 

ChristinaR
by Bronze Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:22 AM

well, was it atleast good???/

two4one
by Platinum Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:24 AM

OP, I know you are not a troll. I went through this same experience, except it was with a chimpanzee at the zoo. My baby came out very hairy. I just told DH that it must have come from his side of the family since he is Italian.

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