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went swimming with dolphines, and now im scared.....please help!

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me and my dh went on vacation and went swimming with dolphines. well, dh went off on his own and left me alone behind the boat. there was this dolphine who seemed very curious about me, so i just kind of hung out. out of nowhere, this thing attacked me, i think it raped me, and now im scared im pregnant. 

i knew i shouldn't have worn a bikini, but it was soooo hot. 

i haven't told my dh. he'll leave me because he'll think i cheated on him again. i can't have him leave me! i love him so much. how do i tell my kids im giving birth to a dolphone baby??? will it have human eyes? arms? legs? oh god! please help!

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM
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AjsMom0508
by Silver Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:24 AM
Wtf? People this stupid should not be reproducing.
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corib4687
by Silver Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:26 AM
Haha thanks for the morning giggle!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:29 AM

504?

UnFFnStoppable4
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:30 AM
Been watching last season's Bad Girls Club? Lmfao!!!
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mommieofII
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:30 AM

hahaha wtf r u kidding me LMFAO

Deedeeleigh
by Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:31 AM

Hahahahahaha!

Deedeeleigh
by Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:32 AM

And it's spelled dolphins - not dolphines 

rockgal81
by Steph on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:33 AM
Drugs are bad m'kay?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:33 AM

I wouldn't swim with dolphines. They sound snooty.

Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:34 AM
So you waited a good month to post this, huh...
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