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went swimming with dolphines, and now im scared.....please help!

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

me and my dh went on vacation and went swimming with dolphines. well, dh went off on his own and left me alone behind the boat. there was this dolphine who seemed very curious about me, so i just kind of hung out. out of nowhere, this thing attacked me, i think it raped me, and now im scared im pregnant. 

i knew i shouldn't have worn a bikini, but it was soooo hot. 

i haven't told my dh. he'll leave me because he'll think i cheated on him again. i can't have him leave me! i love him so much. how do i tell my kids im giving birth to a dolphone baby??? will it have human eyes? arms? legs? oh god! please help!

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM
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supercarp
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:56 AM

Worse than L. Ron Hubbard, if that's possible.

jbirdsladie27
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:56 AM
Really! Not enough coffee in the world for that shit!!

Quoting Jubileee:

Dafuq did I just read?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:59 AM

you women are heartless, and cruel. im deleting my cm account. i thought this place was for support and understanding.......

Anonymous
by Anonymous 30 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 9:59 AM

it raped you so you say...you sure you weren't giving it mixed signals where you hung out with it without a bathing suit it took that as a sign you liked it so it decided to take the next step...=) good luck with the dolphin baby...make sure to post pics when it is born.

jaxmybaby
by Gold Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 10:01 AM
Thank you for an honest to goodness LOL this morning!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 6, 2013 at 10:06 AM

youre welcome:) 

Quoting jaxmybaby:

Thank you for an honest to goodness LOL this morning!


moniagee
by Platinum Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 10:22 AM
1 mom liked this
I've always wondered...

Quoting Anonymous:

Where do you think mermaids come from!
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dlnimo
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 10:26 AM
Wow, are you that bored?
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 5:55 PM
That moment when your comment gets a bunch of likes, maybe I shouldn't have been anon
soontobemommie3
by Gold Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 5:57 PM
Lmao.
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