Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)

Mom Confessions Mom Confessions

went swimming with dolphines, and now im scared.....please help!

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

me and my dh went on vacation and went swimming with dolphines. well, dh went off on his own and left me alone behind the boat. there was this dolphine who seemed very curious about me, so i just kind of hung out. out of nowhere, this thing attacked me, i think it raped me, and now im scared im pregnant. 

i knew i shouldn't have worn a bikini, but it was soooo hot. 

i haven't told my dh. he'll leave me because he'll think i cheated on him again. i can't have him leave me! i love him so much. how do i tell my kids im giving birth to a dolphone baby??? will it have human eyes? arms? legs? oh god! please help!

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Replies (221-230):
HollyBerry1013
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 5:58 PM

lmao dolphin rape baby ..oh man lol

nelliesmommy
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 5:59 PM

lmfao

SpiritedWitch
by Froggie on Apr. 6, 2013 at 6:24 PM
1 mom liked this

the baby will look like this:

Anonymous
by Anonymous 31 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 6:26 PM

congrats on your upcoming dolphin birth

Angelicembrace
by The Dorkfish on Apr. 6, 2013 at 6:26 PM

Whaaat theee actuaaal fuccck?!

I think you should keep it, whatever you do, do NOT have a dolphin abortion..it's MURDER.

Whenever life gets tough I just remember this..

The Water Temple.


momoftwoboys12
by Gold Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 6:30 PM

Mobile Photo

Posted on the NEW CafeMom Mobile
I_need_a_name
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 6:32 PM
Omg. My thoughts exactly!! Lmao

Quoting Jubileee:

Dafuq did I just read?
Posted on CafeMom Mobile
4_little_angels
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 6:32 PM
Wow. This post is still here because...?
Posted on the NEW CafeMom Mobile
shivasgirl
by Platinum Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 6:32 PM
2 moms liked this

Hnak Hill was never the same either

caito
by Ruby Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 6:33 PM

LMAO

Add your quick reply below:
You must be a member to reply to this post.
Join the Meeting Place for Moms!
Talk to other moms, share advice, and have fun!

(minimum 6 characters)