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went swimming with dolphines, and now im scared.....please help!

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

me and my dh went on vacation and went swimming with dolphines. well, dh went off on his own and left me alone behind the boat. there was this dolphine who seemed very curious about me, so i just kind of hung out. out of nowhere, this thing attacked me, i think it raped me, and now im scared im pregnant. 

i knew i shouldn't have worn a bikini, but it was soooo hot. 

i haven't told my dh. he'll leave me because he'll think i cheated on him again. i can't have him leave me! i love him so much. how do i tell my kids im giving birth to a dolphone baby??? will it have human eyes? arms? legs? oh god! please help!

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 5, 2013 at 9:40 PM
Replies (261-264):
seksen
by Gold Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 5:32 AM
Well I would say you are a nut..
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unusualmom
by on Apr. 7, 2013 at 5:47 AM
Oh Goodness!
Anonymous
by Anonymous 36 on Apr. 7, 2013 at 5:49 AM

sidesplittinglaughter

ChristinaR
by Bronze Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 8:14 AM

rolling on floor 

Quoting CamsMommy0731:

Dolphins don't have gills


Quoting Anonymous:

im not smoking anything! drugs are bad. how do i explain this to my kids?

i dont need a 9th kid, let alone one who will have fucking gills!

Quoting ChristinaR:

ROLMFAO, I HOPE YOU  ARE A FREAKING TROLL, PREGNANT BY A DOLPHIN, good lord what ever you are on, stop smoking it


 

 


 

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