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my husband busted my lip

Anonymous
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and it was freaking hilarious lol. 


we were playing, and i kept sticking his pen in my mouth. he kept trying to get it., but accedentally got his finger right across my clenched teeth, and his nail scrapped against my gums, and tore them up a bit. 

now they hurt. but we are laughing our asses off lol. 

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:36 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:42 AM
Okay...
Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:46 AM
Ok
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:46 AM
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Dh and I were horsing around once and he nailed me right in the nose with his big, hard as a rock elbow. I had two lovely black eyes.

A woman at the mall pulled me aside and offered me the number to a dv shelter.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:47 AM

lol i bet you guys laugh about it now though huh? 

Quoting Anonymous:

Dh and I were horsing around once and he nailed me right in the nose with his big, hard as a rock elbow. I had two lovely black eyes.

A woman at the mall pulled me aside and offered me the number to a dv shelter.


HyrulianHeroine
by on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:49 AM
Lol cute
my dh stabbed the shit out of my eye recently. I wanted to kick his face in Lol
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AngryBob
by Platinum Member on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:50 AM
He once broke my nail almost all the way to the quick. We were playing a card game. Hurt like a bitch, too lol.
I accidently slammed a door on his finger and we thought it broke.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 5 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:52 AM

DH bruised my cheek once. A few other random things. I used to get hurt a lot. Now that he's gotten older he's the one usually getting hurt I've gotten stronger and he's gotten weaker! lol. We play fight a lot. He grew up with a ton of brothers its just in his nature and I grew up an only child who was slightly aggressive towards boys so it works for us. He's good at wrestling moves though I'm amazing at knowing pressure points and my ninja skills. I totally play fight with my eyes closed. My instincts are faster and more accurate. LOL It always ends in giggling so hard we're exhausted. 

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:52 AM
In our sick and twisted way. If I'm being a smart ass, he'll say "keep it up, woman" and wiggle his elbow at me.

Quoting Anonymous:

lol i bet you guys laugh about it now though huh? 

Quoting Anonymous:

Dh and I were horsing around once and he nailed me right in the nose with his big, hard as a rock elbow. I had two lovely black eyes.



A woman at the mall pulled me aside and offered me the number to a dv shelter.


Anonymous
by Anonymous 6 on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:53 AM

What are you smokin????

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 6, 2013 at 12:54 AM

I happen to be high on life. thank you very much. 

Quoting Anonymous:

What are you smokin????


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