Is the casual conversation of the future.
Not "how is he/she doing in school?," or "what sports/activities is he/she in?"
Now that every child has a disorder, disease, or disability, the new status symbol among parents is a diagnosis.
I propose we develop a points system. The more trendy and/or tragic your kid's diagnosis is, the more points you start off with.
Additional points are accumulated as you "advocate" for their diagnosis, acquire additional diagnoses, change school policies to fit your kid's diagnosis even though you could easily make changes instead, and manage to coerce others to mould their lives around your kid's problems.