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I am a feline, ask me anything.

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That's right anonymous person. I choose to be feline, if you don't like it too bad!

~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

by on Apr. 7, 2013 at 2:19 PM
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GingerZombie
by Bronze Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:18 PM
Quoting Anonymous:

Do you think she went to far to become a cat?


that's a man

thetrollcat
by Meow on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:19 PM

troll the group LOL

Quoting pce68:

What should I do today? My dd is off on a church retreat and I am home alone. Don't have any money so I can't go shopping. I'm bored. What should I do, o wise and wonderful feline?


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

thetrollcat
by Meow on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:19 PM
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ouch *whispers* I broke mine twice (left shoulder)

shhhhh

Quoting FoodIsLife:

Agreed. I fractued mine as a child (kitten for your comparison) and it sucked :-/


Quoting thetrollcat:

I heard that when humons break them they hurt like HELL! Im glad I dont have one.

Quoting FoodIsLife:

How does it feel to not have a collar bone?





~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

LooneyLovegood
by Ruby Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:19 PM
There is no other.
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inspain
by Platinum Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:20 PM

We have five dogs and the one cat, a Persian.  Three of the dogs just ignore her, but the chihuahuas pester the crap out of her.  The female chi chases her fairly often.

Quoting thetrollcat:

do you have other cats or dogs in the house?

Quoting inspain:

What the fuck is with crapping on the guestroom bed lately???   

And peeing in my plant downstairs?  

And why put your paw in my eggs, at least once a week?  It's disgusting and unsanitary.



GingerZombie
by Bronze Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:20 PM
How far would you go, what would you do for a nip fix?
pce68
by Patti on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:20 PM
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Yeah, I did that a week or two ago and wound up with hundreds of responses. It was fun!

Quoting thetrollcat:

troll the group LOL

Quoting pce68:

What should I do today? My dd is off on a church retreat and I am home alone. Don't have any money so I can't go shopping. I'm bored. What should I do, o wise and wonderful feline?



shannzuno
by Bronze Member on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:20 PM
What is your favorite breed?
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thetrollcat
by Meow on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:20 PM
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maybe :O

Quoting shamroc374:

There is a lady in my town that is a cat. She climbs up in chairs, meows, purrs,hisses, and rubs against people's legs. Is it you?


~~~~~         =^..^=        ~~~~~
I'm not the cat lady type. I'm more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my own terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoes.  

It's wrong to be a bully with one exception. It's ok to bully those you THINK are a bully.

4_little_angels
by on Apr. 7, 2013 at 3:20 PM
I didn't know that was grumpy cats real name :(

Quoting thetrollcat:

Goodness Tardar is all over the internet and famous!

Quoting 4_little_angels:

I do not know this Tardar you speak of and don't you mean catnapping? Lol



Quoting thetrollcat:

DAMN! I want that cat along with Tardar and a few others. I have been plotting kidnapping scenes..... shhh dont tell anyone!

Quoting 4_little_angels:

No, wish it was!





Quoting thetrollcat:

is that YOUR CAT?????

Quoting 4_little_angels:

Mobile Photo

Have you seen this guy?




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