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It is the end of the word. We are all going to Die

Posted by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:23 AM
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Dd is 3 and locked the bathroom door. I didn't know she locked it and closed the door because my baby believes the toilet is a water park.
She had to poop ran to the bathroom and realized she couldn't get in. She began a blood churning scream and threw herself on the floor. I was sure some one had cut off one of her limbs or something equally terrible based on her scream.
"What's wrong?" I asked
"I have poop in my but and THE BATHROOM IS LOCKED" repeat eardrum busting scream!
"Give me a minute and I'll pick the lock."
"NOOOO, THERE IS POOOOOOOOOP IN MY BUTT!!"
While trying to pick the lock, "Did you accidently poop your pants?"
"NO, it is still in my BUHHHTTTTT!"
"Why don't you use the bathroom upstairs?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhh, Mom pooop in my BUTT"
"I know lets go upstairs."
By this time she was reduced to pure screaming. I picked her up carried he upstairs and set her on the toilet. She sat for three minutes sniffling then announced she was done.
As we were walking down the stairs she grabs my hand and says,"Thanks Momma, I was really scared about poop on my Dora underwear."




Please tell me I am not the only one with an extremely dramatic pre-schooler!?!?
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CutieCrab
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:25 AM

 Its in the end of the word?  Lol. And that is to funny.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:26 AM
My son is 3 and doesn't behave like that. At all. Holy crap, just reading that made me dislike your child.
redhead-bedhead
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:26 AM

Unfortunately my 3 y/o has been equally as dramatic this weekend.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:26 AM

lol

Mine never reacted that way. 

At least she didn't want to have an accident!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:27 AM

LOL!

ALWsMomma
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:27 AM
According to her


Quoting CutieCrab:

 Its in the end of the word?  Lol. And that is to funny.


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elkmomma
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM

LOL  I don't know what to say.  That's just too funny.

ALWsMomma
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM
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Ha... my boys aren't like that at all.
Just reading your comment makes me dislike you


Quoting Anonymous:

My son is 3 and doesn't behave like that. At all. Holy crap, just reading that made me dislike your child.


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sarah427
by Gold Member on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM
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Lmao! That is priceless! I write stuff like that down and snap a photo! I have pages dedicated to reactions like that in my kids photo/scrap books. My kids will think twice before going buck wild, because I have SOOOO much blackmail material! ;)
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mamabear55
by on Apr. 8, 2013 at 11:28 AM

Grease is the word

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