She had to poop ran to the bathroom and realized she couldn't get in. She began a blood churning scream and threw herself on the floor. I was sure some one had cut off one of her limbs or something equally terrible based on her scream.
"What's wrong?" I asked
"I have poop in my but and THE BATHROOM IS LOCKED" repeat eardrum busting scream!
"Give me a minute and I'll pick the lock."
"NOOOO, THERE IS POOOOOOOOOP IN MY BUTT!!"
While trying to pick the lock, "Did you accidently poop your pants?"
"NO, it is still in my BUHHHTTTTT!"
"Why don't you use the bathroom upstairs?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhh, Mom pooop in my BUTT"
"I know lets go upstairs."
By this time she was reduced to pure screaming. I picked her up carried he upstairs and set her on the toilet. She sat for three minutes sniffling then announced she was done.
As we were walking down the stairs she grabs my hand and says,"Thanks Momma, I was really scared about poop on my Dora underwear."
Please tell me I am not the only one with an extremely dramatic pre-schooler!?!?