I don't care if I get booted!!!

[Miss.MaryJane]

Got ya.
Do you laugh if you're in a public bathroom and someone farts?
What if it sounded like a tuba or something?
Funniest bathroom fart story...come on... share it. I'm weird like that.

[Miss.MaryJane]

Bump! Time for morning coffee :)

[Des10ed2b]

nope! lol. i was actually just thinking of this exact same thing last night at school because my belly was really hurting me and i didnt know why. ever since i was 12 and accidentally farted in a movie theatre bathroom and it was so loud it echoed off the walls (luckily, it was only my friends in there) i hold a piece of toilet paper over my butt hole to prevent it from happening again!!!!

[Talienas]

Yes but it is usually at work lol I work with about 700 women so there's almost always a fart slip in the ladies room lol

[jacsmama022]

It wasn't a bathroom, but we just went to visit my grandpa in the nursing home and he shares a room with another elderly gentleman. Well the other guy farts, loudly. We all kind of look at each other with a grin and then my 3vyr old goes 'ewww, he pooted!' Very loudly. It was funny.

[Miss.MaryJane]

*giggles*
Niiiice. You have a fart silencer ;)

Quoting Des10ed2b:

nope! lol. i was actually just thinking of this exact same thing last night at school because my belly was really hurting me and i didnt know why. ever since i was 12 and accidentally farted in a movie theatre bathroom and it was so loud it echoed off the walls (luckily, it was only my friends in there) i hold a piece of toilet paper over my butt hole to prevent it from happening again!!!!

[Anonymous 1]

OMG! I do the same thing! So funny!

Quoting Des10ed2b:

nope! lol. i was actually just thinking of this exact same thing last night at school because my belly was really hurting me and i didnt know why. ever since i was 12 and accidentally farted in a movie theatre bathroom and it was so loud it echoed off the walls (luckily, it was only my friends in there) i hold a piece of toilet paper over my butt hole to prevent it from happening again!!!!

[Miss.MaryJane]

With 700 women comes a ton of gossip. I'm sure they all already know if you farted and what it smelled like lmao.

Quoting Talienas:

Yes but it is usually at work lol I work with about 700 women so there's almost always a fart slip in the ladies room lol

[thenameshailie]

LOL!

Quoting Des10ed2b:

nope! lol. i was actually just thinking of this exact same thing last night at school because my belly was really hurting me and i didnt know why. ever since i was 12 and accidentally farted in a movie theatre bathroom and it was so loud it echoed off the walls (luckily, it was only my friends in there) i hold a piece of toilet paper over my butt hole to prevent it from happening again!!!!

[Miss.MaryJane]

*giggle* I'd have laughed. Farts in bathrooms bring out my inner 3 yr old sometimes.

Quoting jacsmama022:

It wasn't a bathroom, but we just went to visit my grandpa in the nursing home and he shares a room with another elderly gentleman. Well the other guy farts, loudly. We all kind of look at each other with a grin and then my 3vyr old goes 'ewww, he pooted!' Very loudly. It was funny.

[STVUstudent]

I don't have a fart story, but last year, my daughter was 3- we were in a public restroom stall, and she asked, very loudly, why did I have hair on my vagina... there was an older lady a couple of stalls down, with what appeared to be her granddaughter, about the same age.  Granddaughter piped up, "Granny, YOU have hair down there too!"