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UPDATE Can I fail my drug test by having sex with him??

Anonymous
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Okay I've been dating this guy for a while - all he does is smoke weed and snort roxxies but he's totally cool about it. We just started having sex unprotected because he said he wants a beautiful Latina daughter just like me. If we had a boy we probably wouldn't keep it because he had two before he went to jail. Well anyway, I don't do drugs but I'm worried his sperm can make me fail my drug test for my new job at the Walmart! I really need this job because he can't work and I need to support him so he can pay his fines and stay out of jail. So I'm just wondering do you think I will fail?


First of all I am not a troll. This is a legit question... His sperm is in my fine China swimming around spreading its DNA. He obviously has drugs in his DNA.

All of you that say I fail at life I think that's pretty fucking rude
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:18 PM
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mlg1989
by ZombieMegg on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:18 PM
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Lorelai_Nicole
by Lorelai on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:18 PM
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Please tell me this is a troll post.
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM
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Ilove907
by on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM
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pbjtime87
by on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM
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Stop it.... My sides... They hurt... Too funny!
nessarae114
by on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM
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Yes, yes you will fail.

So much class in one post!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM
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Pee on your keyboard so we can analyze your sample. That's the only way to know for sure.

Just pee and hit "upload". That should work.
Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM
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Please get on birth control.
mommy2zbg
by Gold Member on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:19 PM

uhmm... your kidding right?

KME3
by Platinum Member on Apr. 10, 2013 at 2:20 PM
Lol!
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