Okay I've been dating this guy for a while - all he does is smoke weed and snort roxxies but he's totally cool about it. We just started having sex unprotected because he said he wants a beautiful Latina daughter just like me. If we had a boy we probably wouldn't keep it because he had two before he went to jail. Well anyway, I don't do drugs but I'm worried his sperm can make me fail my drug test for my new job at the Walmart! I really need this job because he can't work and I need to support him so he can pay his fines and stay out of jail. So I'm just wondering do you think I will fail?
First of all I am not a troll. This is a legit question... His sperm is in my fine China swimming around spreading its DNA. He obviously has drugs in his DNA.
All of you that say I fail at life I think that's pretty fucking rude