UPDATE Can I fail my drug test by having sex with him??

[Anonymous]

Okay I've been dating this guy for a while - all he does is smoke weed and snort roxxies but he's totally cool about it. We just started having sex unprotected because he said he wants a beautiful Latina daughter just like me. If we had a boy we probably wouldn't keep it because he had two before he went to jail. Well anyway, I don't do drugs but I'm worried his sperm can make me fail my drug test for my new job at the Walmart! I really need this job because he can't work and I need to support him so he can pay his fines and stay out of jail. So I'm just wondering do you think I will fail?


First of all I am not a troll. This is a legit question... His sperm is in my fine China swimming around spreading its DNA. He obviously has drugs in his DNA.

All of you that say I fail at life I think that's pretty fucking rude

[mlg1989]

[Lorelai_Nicole]

Please tell me this is a troll post.

[Anonymous]

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[Ilove907]

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[pbjtime87]

Stop it.... My sides... They hurt... Too funny!

[nessarae114]

Yes, yes you will fail.

So much class in one post!

[Anonymous]

Pee on your keyboard so we can analyze your sample. That's the only way to know for sure.

Just pee and hit "upload". That should work.

[Anonymous]

Please get on birth control.

[mommy2zbg]

uhmm... your kidding right?

[KME3]

Lol!