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If you buy sandals

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post

if they are blue then you fail.

if they are yellow then you pass.

if they are orange you fail

if they are green you pass.

if they are zebra then you get an average and also a martini.

do you think that slippers are more comfortable or sandals?

I like the hotel sandals. I'm thinking about having our honeymoon there.

perhaps tonight it might be time for some tea? would you want to have some with me? what kind would you like?

I also have some snacks if you would like...

but just whatever you do DONT turn into a purple panda bear. I hate those things.

Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 18, 2013 at 2:22 AM
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katemckenzie
by Kate on Apr. 18, 2013 at 3:13 AM

No, Saturdays are Cheerio days. All of the dinosars will not approve of you washing the dog in the laundry. Baskets and boodles of change will fall from the sky if you bottle up the ChapStik that way. Batteries will always hold on in the end.

Quoting Anonymous:


damn! then I'm going to have to inform the elephants of our current condition. they dont like when I have to send them letters in the mail, especially since email is much faster these days. but I dont think its right to wear black on tuesdays. especially not to the post office. who knows though? maybe times have changed enough the purple gloves may also be worn on saturday.

Quoting katemckenzie:

You could use gummy bears, but the chances of finding that many along side the freeway is pretty slim, especially since the wallabies ate the oranges. After the sunset, you could swallow the tiger stripes, but no one has ever seen a werewolf before. You don't know if the chocolate is even stable. 

Quoting Anonymous:

good thinking. I might want to also build a shelter out of some sort of berries or some sort of plastic. I will have to see which will stick together best, maybe a mixture of the two..


Quoting katemckenzie:

And when the lizards attack, you could probably get yourself a few white roses to brush your teeth with. That is, if the marshmallows don't eat them first.







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