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HAIKU FOR YOU!!!!

Posted by on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:20 PM
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here's where  you share your haikus about your inner feelings.....or the dumbest shit ever. Remember, Haikus are 3 lines.....5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables.

I'll go first:

Green Edamame
How delightful is your taste
like Chinese Heaven.

you can guess what we had for dinner lol.

annnnnnndddddddd.....GO!


by on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:20 PM
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zomgkerrie
by Geek Goddess on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:21 PM

BUMP!

MamaRae85
by *you're on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:22 PM

Saw a man today

He asked for a little change

So I shaved his head

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:22 PM
Upset stomach
Bubble gut is soo overrated
And stinky too



zomgkerrie
by Geek Goddess on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:22 PM
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Look-this messy house

children playing all around

Mommy needs a drink.

mich.el.le
by on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:23 PM

I always thought haikus were dumb. lol

zomgkerrie
by Geek Goddess on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:24 PM
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that's half the fun though. they can be about something utterly ridiculous. like belly button lint. and  yet, they still call it poetry....

Quoting mich.el.le:

I always thought haikus were dumb. lol


autodidact
by Snarknado on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:25 PM
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cafe mom haiku

breastmilk versus formula

and PA debates.


zomgkerrie
by Geek Goddess on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:26 PM
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Oh, Trolls run rampant

around the CafeMom fields

beating a dead horse

zomgkerrie
by Geek Goddess on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:28 PM

cannot find my keys

now i've lost my fucking mind

where's my Klonipin?

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 18, 2013 at 9:30 PM
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Changed my flaws for him

That dumb ass will never change

New me looks better gone

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