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Who the F*** has kids that need to be tended to?

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& who the f*** watches them while you screw off online?



Mrs Perfect herself (me) has DH. So right now the kids are doing wtf with whom?????


Personally, I only CM when Im at work but at this moment I need to know.
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 19, 2013 at 8:52 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 20, 2013 at 12:35 AM

Daddy's weekend!!

mygirls53
by Silver Member on Apr. 20, 2013 at 12:36 AM
I want them passed out, I dont want to have to deal with any angry drunks you know. I suppose ill be a good mommy and leave them a bottle of pepsi in the cage, I know how thirsty alcohol can make ya and geeze I dont want them waking me up before noon. Geesh lol


Quoting 2BRBgirlz:

Two shots for you, half a shot in the babies' bottle.  The 4 year old?  What the Hell,  a whole shot.

Quoting mygirls53:

You are so right, cant waste the benadryl. To you suggest a whole shot or half?





Quoting 2BRBgirlz:

Yeah, the sharks are cool, and totally easy upkeep.  I usually just feed them stray cats and whatnot.  It's allergy season, don't waste the benadryl.  I suggest going right for the whiskey. 

Quoting mygirls53:

I need to get one of them shark tanks, my kids would love to have a pet. Well since earlier ive gotten the knife away from the baby and got a cage. Im at peace, except they keep screaming. Im thinking benadryl?








Quoting 2BRBgirlz:

Butcher...Bitcher, either way.  Atleast the baby can defend his/herself from intruders.  I dunno quite what mine are up too.  The 16 week old is rolling around here somewhere.  I think the 5 year old is out back playing in the shark tank, in the dark, in an electical storm...

Quoting mygirls53:

Butcher knife, though I do like bitcher knife better lol.....











Quoting livelaughlov26:

Yeah mine is eating Lysol but I don't feel like moving. Days of our lives is on and it will put some hair on his chest. It is good for him.













Quoting mygirls53:

My 4 yr old knows how to change diapers and get the cereal for her and her sister ehh their good. :) ugh I should probably get off my lazy ass and grab the bitcher knife from my 1 yr old though. Damn responsibilities!

















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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 20, 2013 at 12:36 AM
Sometimes I want to get divorced just for this!!! Lol. Just Jokin.

Quoting Anonymous:

Daddy's weekend!!

mamalove619
by Bronze Member on Apr. 20, 2013 at 12:36 AM
One is sleeping in her room and the other one is in my belly safe and sound growing big and strong.
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zomgkerrie
by Geek Goddess on Apr. 20, 2013 at 12:36 AM

I sit with them in their playroom -where my computer is. They run around, will bring me books, play with each othe (i have 2 boys). Quiet time is Mommy Time. They are never unaccounted for. And my DH is a big help when I need to rest-I have Fibromyalgia, and currently both Mono AND Strep, so I've felt crappy :<


Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 20, 2013 at 12:38 AM


Lol As much as the divorce has sucked..it is nice to have a break once in a while..Of course I screwed that up and got pregnant with SO...sooo back to a full time mama this winter...oh well..

Quoting Anonymous:

Sometimes I want to get divorced just for this!!! Lol. Just Jokin.

Quoting Anonymous:

Daddy's weekend!! 



2BRBgirlz
by on Apr. 20, 2013 at 12:42 AM

True, nothing worse than holding the hair of a four year old as she hurls.

Quoting mygirls53:

I want them passed out, I dont want to have to deal with any angry drunks you know. I suppose ill be a good mommy and leave them a bottle of pepsi in the cage, I know how thirsty alcohol can make ya and geeze I dont want them waking me up before noon. Geesh lol


Quoting 2BRBgirlz:

Two shots for you, half a shot in the babies' bottle.  The 4 year old?  What the Hell,  a whole shot.

Quoting mygirls53:

You are so right, cant waste the benadryl. To you suggest a whole shot or half?





Quoting 2BRBgirlz:

Yeah, the sharks are cool, and totally easy upkeep.  I usually just feed them stray cats and whatnot.  It's allergy season, don't waste the benadryl.  I suggest going right for the whiskey. 

Quoting mygirls53:

I need to get one of them shark tanks, my kids would love to have a pet. Well since earlier ive gotten the knife away from the baby and got a cage. Im at peace, except they keep screaming. Im thinking benadryl?








Quoting 2BRBgirlz:

Butcher...Bitcher, either way.  Atleast the baby can defend his/herself from intruders.  I dunno quite what mine are up too.  The 16 week old is rolling around here somewhere.  I think the 5 year old is out back playing in the shark tank, in the dark, in an electical storm...

Quoting mygirls53:

Butcher knife, though I do like bitcher knife better lol.....











Quoting livelaughlov26:

Yeah mine is eating Lysol but I don't feel like moving. Days of our lives is on and it will put some hair on his chest. It is good for him.













Quoting mygirls53:

My 4 yr old knows how to change diapers and get the cereal for her and her sister ehh their good. :) ugh I should probably get off my lazy ass and grab the bitcher knife from my 1 yr old though. Damn responsibilities!


















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Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 20, 2013 at 12:51 AM
That was a mess to read.
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