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Well DH, I bet you won't be an a**hole anymore. ETA: update lol

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Dh was being a super jerk for no reason tonight, so I told him I was going to take a shower. Well, he fell sleep on the couch while I was showering. I'm not going to wake him up. I turned the a/c down to 60 and carefully took off his pants (he's an extremely hard sleeper). All of the throw blankets are in the dryer, so the only blanket is the comforter on our bed. I'm laid up in our king sized bed warm and toasty with the door locked. He will get you sleep in the living room and freeze. I'm sick of him having a shitty day and coming home acting like it's my fault he had a shitty day..

Eta update: he came to bed at about 4 am (yes, I let him in). He didn't say anything. Just snuggled and went to sleep. Well, I got up this morning and went to the bathroom. He hid my tampons. Touche dh, touche.. Lol.

Also, I want to add that this was all in good fun and not done out of anger. It's just how we are together. We have a sense of humor. It's fun.
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:15 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:31 AM
My dh sleeps like a freaking rock lol.


Quoting Benjamins-mama:

lol    I'd do this but my husband is a light sleeper. 


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:32 AM
*sniff sniff* sarcasm? Lol


Quoting Anonymous:

LMAO! Sounds like a healthy relationship to me :)

Anonymous
by Anonymous 4 on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:33 AM
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Sounds bitchy and controlling.  You're trying to get a rise out of him and calling him an asshole...that's not "having a sense of humor."  

Quoting Anonymous:

We do have a very healthy relationship. It comes with having a sense of humor.


Quoting Anonymous:

Sounds like you two have a very healthy relationship!





flcowgrl23
by Platinum Member on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:33 AM
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Lol that is kind of hilarious. Good idear lady :)
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LovelyMommy24
by Ruby Member on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:33 AM
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Boy is he going to be pissed! LMAO!!!

DEJavu17
by on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:35 AM
Lmao!!
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 9 on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:36 AM
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Not in the least! I figure you shouldn't have to tip toe around your hubby. A great relationship is one where your not scared to be a little feisty. Everyone is always surprised because me and my hubby are constantly giving each other crap.


Quoting Anonymous:

*sniff sniff* sarcasm? Lol




Quoting Anonymous:

LMAO! Sounds like a healthy relationship to me :)


Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:36 AM
Controlling? Wth? Okay. Yes, dh acted like an asshole. I know I've acted like an asshole before. It's a fact of life. Lighten up, it's fun.


Quoting Anonymous:


Sounds bitchy and controlling.  You're trying to get a rise out of him and calling him an asshole...that's not "having a sense of humor."  


Quoting Anonymous:

We do have a very healthy relationship. It comes with having a sense of humor.





Quoting Anonymous:

Sounds like you two have a very healthy relationship!








momoftwo0406
by Ruby Member on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:38 AM
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That's great and something I would do. My DH sleeps hard like that too.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 - Original Poster on Apr. 23, 2013 at 12:38 AM
Lol yay! I'm glad you understand! It's not mean spirited, it's just crap like you said! I'm glad my dh and I can be like that with each other lol.


Quoting Anonymous:

Not in the least! I figure you shouldn't have to tip toe around your hubby. A great relationship is one where your not scared to be a little feisty. Everyone is always surprised because me and my hubby are constantly giving each other crap.




Quoting Anonymous:

*sniff sniff* sarcasm? Lol






Quoting Anonymous:

LMAO! Sounds like a healthy relationship to me :)



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