Westoboro Baptist church is staying about an hour away right now. I just found out that nobody in Waco would let them rent rooms, so they are in Hillsboro.
My confession is, I really, really want to sneak out right now while my family sleeps, drive up to Hillsboro, find their van, and let all the air out of their tires. Maybe draw a giant penis on the side of the van with spraypaint.
I am not going to. But I have a really strong desire to. really, really strong desire.