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Funny things your kids say! SHARE!

Posted by on Apr. 24, 2013 at 4:31 AM
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So my daughter (2yrs next month) throws some of her food on the floor during dinner. So here's our conversation:

Me: Journey!

She doesn't turn around to look at me.

No reply.

Me: Journey Eilyce...!

She doesn't move. No reply. 

Me: Journey, are you ignoring me?

Dd: ...yea...

Hmmm...I thought so...

So what funny things have your kids said?!?


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Blue_Spiral
by Gold Member on Apr. 24, 2013 at 4:35 AM
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Sitting on the potty - "Whoa. Poo-poo beeeg!"


Or, opening his eyes and before anything else, sleepily saying, "Boppa mall." (he wants Boppa - grandpa - to take him to the mall...) 

Boppa mall. BOPPA MALL! AHHHHH!





Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Apr. 24, 2013 at 4:42 AM

My five year old keeps saying she can't wait to turn 18 so she can say bad words, get a job, and get married. I keep telling her to wait until she's graduated college to get married. One of these days it will sink in. She doesn't say it in a mean way, she says it in a 'I'm excited about my future!' way.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 2 on Apr. 24, 2013 at 4:42 AM
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"awe. Poor tree. It's all naked."
It was Winter time.


Me: what you do with granny and grandpa?
Dd: went out to eat
Me: where?
Dd: I dunno
Me: what kind of food?
Dd: Mexican and those little square chocolate things with the green stuff.
Me: mints? Are you sure it was Mexican?
Dd: yeah. Everytime we go there I see Mexicans.
wissotamum
by Silver Member on Apr. 24, 2013 at 4:43 AM
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My 6 year old refers to hand sanitizer as "hanitizer".
Journeysmama11
by Silver Member on Apr. 24, 2013 at 4:47 AM

haha! my dd says "diddle-does" for piggy toes and "pot-zees" for pizza...no clue how she got that one! lol

Quoting wissotamum:

My 6 year old refers to hand sanitizer as "hanitizer".


Anonymous
by Anonymous 3 on Apr. 24, 2013 at 4:47 AM
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I caught my daughter eating her booger one day after I had told her not to do that a million times before. I asked her "Tristan, why are you eating your boogers?" She looks at me and says "I was hungry, Mommy!"...LOL

wirehangers
by on Apr. 24, 2013 at 5:00 AM

When my daughter was 3 I asked her if she wanted some boysenberry yogurt.She looked at me for a minute then said"hmm.....do you got any girlsenberry instead?"

Shelhead
by Michelle on Apr. 24, 2013 at 5:07 AM

At church during prayer on Sunday, my 3 yr old says "mommy, mommy, I have a booger in my nose that's why I have to pick it out." He couldn't say this quietly of course, so it gave a few people a chuckle.

NuM1mOmMyOf2
by on Apr. 24, 2013 at 5:07 AM
Between me and my 7 yo..

Cayden- mom why did Christian (my 5 yo) call me a wedgie?

Me- Maybe cause you're a pain in the but sometimes.

Cayden - well I'm just doing my job.

Me- well I guess that's your job title then.. (wedgie)

Cayden- Oh... ok.. cool.

Lol I laughed so hard
CMcLaws
by Platinum Member on Apr. 24, 2013 at 5:07 AM
My oldest did, too. My dad got such a kick out of it that years later, he still calls it that, lol!

Quoting wissotamum:

My 6 year old refers to hand sanitizer as "hanitizer".
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