Egg free, nut free, peanut free, wheat free, gluten free, sugar free, flour free, chocolate free, corn free, dairy free.
= TASTE FREE.
Your special kid can bring his own special food to my kid's party. I'm making real food. Don't like it? BYO or just don't RSVP and try to tell me what I can and can't serve and how my house has to be cleaned before your kid comes in, lest he get a whiff of last week's PB&J and keel over.
God I am sick of this special snowflake crap.