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I'm soooooo embarrassed!! What happened during sex

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Dh and I were going hard core it was very heated. It takes me a while to cum and Idk if its cum or pee cuz it goes everywhere like water but its the greatest feeling ever and so he had me bent over on me knees laying on my chest my hands behind me and was fingering me. I feel like I gotta push when I cum well I did and let out a HUGE FART in his face. So loud and long and abrupt. Omg and airy sounding!! Well he stopped and just sat back then kinda looked into the distance then went on the blanket and slept...
This was five minutes ago....
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 29, 2013 at 1:35 AM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous 17 on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:08 AM
Happened to me once. It was literally 2 weeks ago. After 10 years of fucking me, it didn't hardly faze him. I was embarrassed & surprised it didn't freak him out like I thought it would.
vegaswife2011
by LMAO on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:09 AM

Lmao. I'm sorry, it happens.

Brandistar
by Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:12 AM

Well you can tell y'all haven't been married for long lol

alleyrock
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:17 AM

well it happens with me with certain positions where too much air gets there and it can be like super loud and embarassing but my bf gets over it. Ive also had that water mess where I swear i peed or something but thats just those natural juices flowing.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 18 on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:22 AM
thats hilarious, my dh would bust up laughing
MysticIceWater
by Saphyres mommy on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:23 AM
DH doesn't care he just suggests a position switch in which I happily oblige
Anonymous
by Anonymous 19 on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:24 AM


Quoting livric:


O.M.G  dying here!!!!  roflmaoooo

Quoting QuirkyMom26:



Well....at least he's already IN the shower!

Anonymous
by Anonymous 18 on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:25 AM
is this post for real, I laughed so hard I almost peed myself
Anonymous
by Anonymous 20 on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:27 AM

Dude my SIL, who I think of as a sister and we share everything, was giving my brother a bj and he farted in her face!

He also through a fit until she gave him a bj while he was pooping! 

Yeah they are nasty gross!

Oceana09
by Gold Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:28 AM
That's okay. I'll never forget the first time I queefed. He went home and I immediately went over to my girlfriends house and told her about how I thought there was something wrong because I was "suddenly farting through my vagina" after he left. I thought she was going to die.
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