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I'm soooooo embarrassed!! What happened during sex

Posted by Anonymous   + Show Post
Dh and I were going hard core it was very heated. It takes me a while to cum and Idk if its cum or pee cuz it goes everywhere like water but its the greatest feeling ever and so he had me bent over on me knees laying on my chest my hands behind me and was fingering me. I feel like I gotta push when I cum well I did and let out a HUGE FART in his face. So loud and long and abrupt. Omg and airy sounding!! Well he stopped and just sat back then kinda looked into the distance then went on the blanket and slept...
This was five minutes ago....
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 29, 2013 at 1:35 AM
Replies (71-80):
kayla864
by Silver Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:28 AM
This totally did it LMFAO.... I'm sorry can't stop laughing....

Quoting QuirkyMom26:

Anonymous
by Anonymous 18 on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:29 AM
wtf lol


Quoting Anonymous:

My friend did that once with a guy she was with. It turned him on he kept going and begging her to fart in his face again. Some people are weird and like that kind of stuff.


Kmakksmom
by Stefanie on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:33 AM
I'm sorry! :(
Kmakksmom
by Stefanie on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:34 AM
hahaha!! OMG...so hilarious!!! Thank you for sharing, lol.

Quoting QuirkyMom26:

anonymous12308
by Platinum Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:36 AM
I did that the other night df tried to shrug it off and keep going but we both just busted out laughing. The only position we do is doggy its the best for both and so farting when cuming is funny
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:41 AM
I wish it was only a queef


Quoting Oceana09:

That's okay. I'll never forget the first time I queefed. He went home and I immediately went over to my girlfriends house and told her about how I thought there was something wrong because I was "suddenly farting through my vagina" after he left. I thought she was going to die.

sandra_t00
by ChaChi on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:44 AM
I've queefed on guy while he was eating.me out and it was so hard it.blew his.hair.back. Literally.
Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:45 AM
Thank uuuuuuuu!

It's 2:43am I finished soaking and took a huge shit. Dh must've heard the bath water running or something but was like DO U NEED A SPOON R U CLEANING IT MAKE SURE U GET THE RAT THAT CRAWLED UP THERE N DIED
Ommmmg


Quoting Keara20:

I was in another post a few mins ago and ripped a huge fart , made me think of you <3

Anonymous
by Anonymous - Original Poster on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:46 AM
I wish it was a queef. It was an ass fart


Quoting sandra_t00:

I've queefed on guy while he was eating.me out and it was so hard it.blew his.hair.back. Literally.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 18 on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:47 AM
1 mom liked this
at least its not like my dh who crop dusts strangers in public
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