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I'm soooooo embarrassed!! What happened during sex

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Dh and I were going hard core it was very heated. It takes me a while to cum and Idk if its cum or pee cuz it goes everywhere like water but its the greatest feeling ever and so he had me bent over on me knees laying on my chest my hands behind me and was fingering me. I feel like I gotta push when I cum well I did and let out a HUGE FART in his face. So loud and long and abrupt. Omg and airy sounding!! Well he stopped and just sat back then kinda looked into the distance then went on the blanket and slept...
This was five minutes ago....
Posted by Anonymous on Apr. 29, 2013 at 1:35 AM
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Keara20
by Platinum Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:49 AM
Lmao!!!!!


Quoting Anonymous:

Thank uuuuuuuu!



It's 2:43am I finished soaking and took a huge shit. Dh must've heard the bath water running or something but was like DO U NEED A SPOON R U CLEANING IT MAKE SURE U GET THE RAT THAT CRAWLED UP THERE N DIED

Ommmmg




Quoting Keara20:

I was in another post a few mins ago and ripped a huge fart , made me think of you <3


Keara20
by Platinum Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:52 AM
LMFAO!!!!!!!


Quoting sandra_t00:

I've queefed on guy while he was eating.me out and it was so hard it.blew his.hair.back. Literally.

SoInLove515
by Gold Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 2:52 AM
Lol that is embarassing. My husband would have made fun of me hardcore.
Awakened1
by Silver Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 3:36 AM
Hahaha! You just made me burst out laughing in public.


Quoting Anonymous:

There's no denyin that one...it smelled like broiled over old ass




Quoting Anonymous:

Rofl!! Omg so sorry OP!! Just deny it!! Lol


Awakened1
by Silver Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 3:39 AM
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Omg! You are making me shake like a mad woman, from the laughter.


Quoting Anonymous:

I just said I didn't fart it was my foot on the blanket he said he saw my asshole widen when it went down and says his dick inverted




Quoting Anonymous:

Just tell him you don't know what he's talking about, and thank him for a lovely time! ;)





Quoting Anonymous:

Ill try!!








Quoting Anonymous:

Psh! He has no proof! Deny deny deny!









Quoting Anonymous:

There's no denyin that one...it smelled like broiled over old ass












Quoting Anonymous:

Rofl!! Omg so sorry OP!! Just deny it!! Lol




Anonymous
by Anonymous on Apr. 29, 2013 at 3:45 AM
Well at least you didn't shit on his hand??
kbix82
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 3:58 AM
When he wake me up ( work 3rd) he will climb in bed with me naked and i wasnt thinking or aware and i farted on his weiner... he was disgusted told me it fell off lol
babyfever2011
by Bronze Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 4:01 AM
Vaginal flatulence (flatus vaginalis in Latin) is an emission or expulsion of air from the vagina. It may occur during or after sexual intercourse or during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise. The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated.
yo.momma.
by Bronze Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 4:04 AM

i remember my dh was doin me from the back and i queefed he took a step back looked at me like he saw a alien ans said WTF WAS THAT...we were in highschool and still dating at the time i never felt so uncomfortable..i thought for sure that was the end of us lol

ReaIisticBeauty
by Platinum Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 4:07 AM
Omg lmao
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