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Oh My Mother- Effin GEE! I'll Kill The Sick SOB!!!! O.o

Posted by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:39 PM
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Open my "butter door" in my fridge to find some.... Well, butter (duh) & find THISSSSSSSS ^!!!!! O.O

What is it, you ask????

It's creepy, crawly, dig their way under your skin, EVIL, blood-sucking, mother fucking MAGGOTS!!!!

MOVING ONES!!!!!!!

LIVING, BREATHING (do they breath?), REAL, LIVE, FUCKING MAGGOTS!!!!

Why are they in your fridge, you ask?

Because my outdoorsy, hillbilly, unsanitary, lost his ever-lovin MIND, dumbass DH is a fisherman & convinced himself that they live longer in my mother-fucking REFRIDGERATOR!!!!! O.O

No. NO! NOOO!!!! Unacceptable on SO MANY LEVELS!!!!




NOW, I can't even eat the RICE w/ butter (don't judge me) that I planned to have for dinner!!!!!

Why not, you ask?

BECAUSE RICE NOW REMINDS ME OF EVIL, BLOOD SUCKING, STALKING, EAT YOUR FLESH OFF MAGGOTS!!!!!!!








My next husband will be a woman. -_-

A girly, scared of bugs, hates the outdoors, make-up wearing, dress loving, high-heel walking WOMAN!

Seriously.
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by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:39 PM
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OompaLover6969
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:42 PM
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Where is he right now, you ask?

Out fishing! O.O

Yes, seriously. -_-

I'm gonna kick him so hard in the ding ding when he gets home.

True story.
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livric
by Platinum Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:43 PM

ewwww lol, clean your fridge out :/

OompaLover6969
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:43 PM
Nobody cares. :/

*dies alone*
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PhoenixsMommy10
by Gold Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:44 PM
That is so sick.

Men are crazy.
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SlasherHaven
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:44 PM

He should have at least told you they were there, but there just maggots and won't kill you lighten up.

Anonymous
by Anonymous 1 on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:45 PM
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Lmao! Your husband sounds awesome!
muthrof_2
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:45 PM
My stbxdh would love him!
jballentine
by Bronze Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:45 PM
Omg i would be pissed!
OompaLover6969
by on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:45 PM
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Hell no! I'm not touching them!!! O.o

He's gonna have 2 choices when he gets home.....

Either:

1. Get them the fuq outta my fridge.

OR

2. Die.


Quoting livric:

ewwww lol, clean your fridge out :/


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FoodIsLife
by Silver Member on Apr. 29, 2013 at 10:45 PM

They do last longer in the fridge..?

They sell bait at the store and you get it from a fridge.

NOT that it's okay to put it in the family fridge AT ALL...ew.

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