Oh My Mother- Effin GEE! I'll Kill The Sick SOB!!!! O.o
Open my "butter door" in my fridge to find some.... Well, butter (duh) & find THISSSSSSSS ^!!!!! O.O
What is it, you ask????
It's creepy, crawly, dig their way under your skin, EVIL, blood-sucking, mother fucking MAGGOTS!!!!
LIVING, BREATHING (do they breath?), REAL, LIVE, FUCKING MAGGOTS!!!!
Why are they in your fridge, you ask?
Because my outdoorsy, hillbilly, unsanitary, lost his ever-lovin MIND, dumbass DH is a fisherman & convinced himself that they live longer in my mother-fucking REFRIDGERATOR!!!!! O.O
No. NO! NOOO!!!! Unacceptable on SO MANY LEVELS!!!!
NOW, I can't even eat the RICE w/ butter (don't judge me) that I planned to have for dinner!!!!!
Why not, you ask?
BECAUSE RICE NOW REMINDS ME OF EVIL, BLOOD SUCKING, STALKING, EAT YOUR FLESH OFF MAGGOTS!!!!!!!
My next husband will be a woman. -_-
A girly, scared of bugs, hates the outdoors, make-up wearing, dress loving, high-heel walking WOMAN!