I'm at work. I work retail. There was a woman in here earlier dressed in an almost see-through pink dress with thigh high pantyhose and knee high boots. I caught her shoving a bag of nuts up her dress!! Lol
I walked over to her and said
Me: what are you doing??
Me: get those out of there!!
She took them out and put them on the shelf in front of her
Me: get out and don't come back!!
I have no idea how she thought I wouldn't know she had something in her dress. She put in right in her crotch area. Lol