Last night I got a babysitter and decided to go out to the bar. The bartender and I immediately hit it off and I stayed until closing. By that point I was quite drunk. He asked if I'd like to come over and hang out for a few hours and I said yes because I was really into him.
Well the last thing I remember was leaving the bar and then the next thing I remember is opening my front door o_O I waited all day to text him because I was so embarassed and didnt really want to know if we'd done the deed or not. Finally I texted him saying that I didnt remember what happened. He said I PASSED OUT IN HIS BED when he went to lock up the bar! He was gone less than 10 minutes and I passed out!!!! He then says I was asleep for 2 HOURS! That makes perfect sense since the bar closed at midnight and I got home after 2am.
I asked him why didnt he wake me and he says "Your a brick when your out cold and i tried.."! OMG so this guy I just met waited around for me to finally wake up and then walked me home before he could go to sleep! I am totally mortified!!!!!!!! I have never passed out like that anywhere!!!
That is my mortifying confession. Anyone have any funny stories from drinking?