NOT a troll, totally mortifying and possibly stupid.....
I swear to god that this is a serious question. lol
I have this problem. I work part time, mornings.Every day, I go to work and by about 930 am, I have to take a shit. Like clockwork. I try to go before I leave the house, and I can't. It's just not there. I try eating earlier in the evening the night before....and I still have to crap at the same time of day.
I REFUSE to poo at work. We have ONE bathroom for women, with ONE bathroom stall, and the majority of our staff is female. There are constantly people going in and out.
I poo at home. That's it, and that's all.
Unfortunately, this means that I'm sitting at work for at least 2 hours, with a stomach ache, feeling really uncomfortable, until I can get home to use the bathroom.
Is there ANY way to change your BM times? lol Like, can I eat or drink something, or DO something to alter it by even just a couple of hours?
This is getting to be a real problem for me.