So...There's a spider on the kitchen counter and I dropped a dish towel on top to cover it while I grabbed something to smoosh it with and my two year old says "What's wrong mommy? Are you afraid it's hungry and going to bite you? "Well, maybe" I said.
She leaves and comes back a minute later with a piece from her breakfast and says "I have an idea, I'll give him a sausage, and when he stops to take a bite, I'll punch him real hard!"
Aye aye aye lol