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There's A D*ck In My A$$!!!

Posted by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:32 PM
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So I just finished watching Farrah Abraham's back door teen mom and I couldn't stop laughing.

She kept saying " there's a dick in my ass" and all I could think was " well, no fucking shit I can see that".

Annnnnd she has beef curtains ( urban dictionary my friends) lol. The guy had to have a hell of a fluffer because her faces were hideous.

Don't get me wrong most porn is lame and clearly fake. But she really sucks and should stick to dirty talking over the phone. So no one has to be subjected to those faces...

Octomom was more entertaining then her.

Yes, I watched octomom. I can't help it I just have to watch pornos like that.

Have any of y'all watched it or any other celebrity porn!?
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:32 PM
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 8, 2013 at 10:33 PM
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Her vagina... Is loose
Michaelsmom0522
by Gold Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:33 PM

Lol what is fuffer

-Legs-
by Silver Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:34 PM

Octomom had a porno?

LMFAO

What is a fluffer?

Angelanscalf89
by Platinum Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:34 PM
No
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Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 8, 2013 at 10:34 PM
Link?
Anonymous
by Anonymous on May. 8, 2013 at 10:34 PM
Nope, maybe I should check it out.
Lovebugbaby
by Silver Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:34 PM

I hate to admit... I was seriously checking it out not that long ago. She seemed sooo nervous at first. Lmao. And calling him babe and baby? I couldn't help but laugh

Jaxsonsmama2009
by Gold Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:34 PM
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She said that? Wow. I watched the 5 minute preview but not the whole thing. I don't think I could stand her stating at me the whole time. Did she spend a lot of time looking at the camera? Cause she sure did in the preview


**staring, not stating
GibsonSD92
by Silver Member on May. 8, 2013 at 10:34 PM
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I'm so glad you posted this.

You just curved my curiosity and I don't feel the need to see it in person now.

Thank you dear, for sparing my eyeballs the pain;)
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QuirkyMom26
by on May. 8, 2013 at 10:35 PM
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HEY!!! What's wrong with beef curtains!!?

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